When I think about all the unrewarded slovenliness I've engaged in, I almost cry when seeing this Sunlight ad.

They want me to wait until my house is

REEEEEALLY dirty,

and then they want me to

take a picture of it,

and send it in, and if I'm as lucky as

"1998 'Clean Up Your Kitchen Contest' Winner Dottie Grissom-Hardin, Charlotte, NC,"

they'll put a picture of my dump in a national advertisement and send a maid service over for a year to clean up after my lazy ass. They not only encourage me to not clean up after myself, by they'll reward me for not cleaning.