Lint.  Who CARES?

Apparently I'm supposed to be concerned, now, about the amount of lint that my toilet paper is leaving on my butt.  

Three words to Quilted Northern:
  IT'S MY BUTT!

I'm sure the ladies in the cartoon rendition of the Toilet Paper Investigating Squad had many more important things to do but they chose, in my best interest I'm sure, to find the toilet paper with the least lint.

So now, I can forget about the carcinogens in the air I breathe,
or the toxins in my drinking water.  I'm safe, because
I have a lint-free butt!

Thank you, Quilted Northern!

UPDATE -- I understand now why butt lint could, in fact, be a concern:

http://www.epinions.com/kifm-review-2DB5-11FEC75E-397780C5-prod2?sp=ink