Apparently, Klondike-Bar-Sized! One must wonder how late the copywriter had stayed up before launching this ridiculous and logic-less tagline. "My garage is so big I can't even park a bicycle in it!" Apparently, Klondike Bar ®  is so big and thick, that  that they decided not to put in a tiny stick, because it won't fit. WHAT?!!!!  What the heck does this mean?