I have no qualms with Gardenburger.  I like their product! I really do!

But once upon a time, people would advertise a product by telling people how good it was.

Then people started to advertise a product by saying how bad other people's products were.

Now they advertise products by...uh...just saying a bunch of crap and then putting a picture in there, apparently.

If anyone construes some deep, philosophical meaning from this ad that I totally missed,
please email me.