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| Appeared in June 2006 |
Life, Liberty, and Living Fork-Free! |
JULY
FOURTH!
A time for Americans to celebrate our nation's history, and specifically our Declaration of Independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain, in 1776. |
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But the real tyranny,
apparently, has been those damn forks.
All this time, I thought
using the fork as an eating utensil |
Well, apparently if we'd just stuck with hot dogs and Coke, we wouldn't have had to learn how to use those complicated utensils. |
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Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.
