Okay, get this... It's funny, 'cause everybody knows that tools are for guys, not women!  'Cause boys like trucks and blowin' stuff up and wrenches and hammers,

but girls like dolls and EZ-Bake Ovens.

So this guy has five -- count 'em, FIVE daughters, and it's Christmas morning, and the dad got lots of tools, but for some crazy, zany, whacked-out reason, the girls are all playing with tools, which doesn't make any sense, 'cause girls don't like tools!
It's NON-STOP cRaZiNEsS!

It sounds like a premise for a sitcom.