| Appeared in May 1999 |
It's got chemistry in it! |
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Companies come up with new combinations of chemicals and other crap to dump in their products all the time. But they can't
just say To see a fantastic fictional example of the Marketing Department controlling the naming of products, you must rent the film "Brain Candy." Anyway, whatever
they're shoving into this bottle of Ben Gay®, be it more Menthol, or
acetylsalicylic
acid, or whatever, they had to give it a Scientific name-- TRIGESIC To prove how Scientific this Scientific new product is, they put what appear to be molecule diagrams on a chalkboard behind the product. |
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And if they had consulted any high school Chemistry student, they would know that |
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Triangles and 90-degree elbows do not exist in molecule diagrams. |
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