| Appeared Sept. 2006 |
It's funny, 'cause it's unrelated! |
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American Express can now
improve your vision!
How? |
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| By getting closer seats at concerts and sporting events. | |
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So if you can't see well
(Like the poor bastard on the left) get an Amex card and you won't have to care about crappy vision, because you'll get closer seats.
Ahem. |
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A big thanks to good friend and loyal DumbAds reader Amy for finding this ridiculous crap and caring enough to share it with all of you. |
Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.